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Score: 4
Saunich der Hejhaug

"mmmm"

date: May 14, 2009

Visually, it's a decent piece. But there are just a lot of problems in establishing the humor. I'd suggest you think that aspect of your writing through a bit more before publishing something, if humor is indeed something you're going for. It's wasn't even awkward-funny.

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Score: 3
Brawl Funnies [dick 3]

"POrks"

date: May 9, 2009

You are well spoken in your written messages. However, this animation doesn't belong in that category of "uncovered gold." But that's the way of most things on the internet. It's good for awhile, it attracts a bit of attention, and newbies come and change everything. Something new will come out of the woodwork for those genuinely interested in animation - it's just a matter of the right people finding it first.

May 9, 2009

Author's Response:

A few months ago ashford pride made a movie with a foreboding title. It was called "Awesome Grounds".

Well ladies and gentlemen, that's might as well what this site should be called (at least right now), with the top row on the front page slot dedicated to an "awesome" movie and an "awesome" parody, an "awesome" t-shirt in the newgrounds store, and pretty much every "awesome" movie in the top 100, along with han's "awesome's creed".

I can't go to newgrounds with seeing something not about egoraptor or his coveted video game parody series. It makes me wonder sometimes if pursuing anything but half-assed cartoons making mildly funny observations about video games laced with profanity is even worth it. Truly, they are what bring the masses of 13-year olds to this site, and thus increases traffic and competition in the internet world. But you have to ask yourself, with this sort of two-bit audience increasing in numbers, are they really interested in watching anything else?

I understand that it's a dog eat dog world in the online entertainment business, and to compete you have to pretty much put up content that a majority of internet browsers would click on. This includes either women or video games. Things they already know they want. And that's all they want. They sign up, watch more, and come back and do it again later. They're trained to know that what they want is easily accessible and is promoted all over the site.

Original content is often shuffled off to the bottom of the page, or never gets any attention to begin with. Now comes into play the whole 'they won't click on it unless there's a boob for the icon', etc etc. That's because they've been fashioned to think that way.

I'm not saying i have all the mysterious answers to the way people's minds work. But this much is true - if all people click on are breasts and video game icons, and you give them breasts and video game icons, you're not pushing the envelope.

Newgrounds is the epitome of user-generated content. We already have a massive advantage over youtube in the fact that making a cartoon involves so much more creativity than snappily editing your webcam footage. So instead of 200 cartoons coming out every minute, we have 200 cartoons coming out every day. That gives someone a better chance of breaking out and being discovered for his hard work, and a reward for a job well done.

But in the same way that viewers are trained that they don't have to go out of their way to avoid original content they would otherwise enjoy, authors are becoming more and more disenchanted with their personal creations and are turning to nerd culture icons and cheap tactics to get viewers.

I can't tell you how many animators I have spoken to that have shunned their own creations in favor of sub-pop culture parody and disjointed scripts sprinkled with toilet humor and profanity. a cartoon catering to everyone who's forgotten what cartoons are all about. And here we are shoving away everything about cartoons that was originally appealing and magical, because we're pretty much forced to.

I'm not pointing the finger at any one person here. I think it's part of the bigger picture - bigger than Newgrounds, too. But if people really care about the future of cartoons and animation, we wouldn't be seeing this kind of blatant favoritism.

People will find what they want if they want it. They don't need to be spoon fed it all.

For thirty years animators who strive to create something genuinely unique have gotten nothing but a slap in the face. It's sickening and it has to stop someday, before they all disappear.

Lastly, this post is not about me. I'm not writing this out of self-pity, bitterness or spite. I'm being honest. I care a lot about the future of animation, and what I see around me is very troubling. The industry is bad enough, but where the future lies is in the small corners of the animation world. Newgrounds is one of them. I spend a lot of time trying to encourage and teach frame-by-frame animation, and creating your own characters and scripts. That is what is important

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Score: 10
The Space Game

"FANTASTIC!!!"

submission: The Space Game
date: February 20, 2009

A great game, and I absolutely love the interactive music!

I really have nothing negative to say at all.

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Score: 6
Winter Rider

"Catchy & strange."

submission: Winter Rider
date: February 15, 2009

It's a fun and familiar kind of game.

The snow and the vehicles make it sort of post-apocalyptic lol

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Score: 10
Bytesize

"A Wonderful Addition"

submission: Bytesize
date: January 10, 2009

I've always enjoyed this feature, and I'm sad to see that it left the front page. I really think it needs to be up there for everyone to see. It was a great way to show off little tastes of different styles and artists, and I was introduced to a lot of great work that way. Additionally, it just makes the home page more interesting.

I know I'm just one person, but I hope you can consider putting bytesize back on the homepage.

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Score: 9
Castle Smasher

"Addiction is this,"

submission: Castle Smasher
date: January 2, 2009

I've been playing this game nearly ever day since it came out. I love the style and simplicity.

The only reason it doesn't get that 10th star is because I can't freaking get past the 5th level.

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Score: 9
Look up at the sky

"Well done!"

submission: Look up at the sky
date: December 15, 2008

This was a fantastic idea, and well done!

My only two minor complaints are:
- The space scene should be a bit longer.
- The audio needs a little fine-tuning.

Beyond that, great submission! Favorited for sure!

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Score: 7
Arachnophilia

"Yay"

submission: Arachnophilia
date: July 4, 2008

That was a pretty sweet game, but I realllllyyyy liked the music. Who is the artist?

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Score: 5
Porn -

"lul"

submission: Porn -
date: April 26, 2008

I watched it for the lulz. It delivered.

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Score: 7
Thing-Thing 4

"Gut."

submission: Thing-Thing 4
date: April 6, 2008

My only complaint is that it doesn't seem to save my settings when I try to change the key assignments. Maybe I'm not doin it rite?

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